Funny New Years Eve Messages For Facebook Status Ideas
Make your friends laugh and get their attention on new years eve by posting one of these funny and witty new years eve statuses! You’ll be sure to get likes and comments on your status update when you use one of these clever joke status ideas about the new year!
Now there are more overweight people in America than average-weight people. So overweight people are now average. Which means you’ve met your New Year’s resolution.
New Year’s is a harmless annual institution, of no particular use to anybody save as a scapegoat for promiscuous drunks, and friendly calls and humbug resolutions.
A New Year’s resolution is something that goes in one Year and out the other.
my new years resolution is to start buying lottery tickets at a luckier store.
is planning on finding new and interesting things to hate about my job in 2011.
my 2011 New Year’s Resolution is to adhere to my resolutions for longer than 24 hours.
my 2011 new year’s resolution is to be more optimistic by keeping my cup half-full with either rum, vodka, or whiskey.
new years eve – one of the only days when it is socially acceptable to start drinking this early.
is actually feeling pretty okay about not accomplishing anything this year
Thre have been many time in 2010, when I have annoyed you, distubed you, irritated you, bugged you… today I just wanna tell you… I plan to continue in 2011!
2010 is nearly over so like this status if I’ve ever made you smile this year.
New Year count down is about to begin. Here’s sending my blessing of cheers and joys galore and wishing you a wonderful year 2011.
Embark on a fresh start this New Year. May it brings sunshine to your life and embrace you with happiness, Love and Warmth. Best wishes for a happy New Year.
Wishing you a Jolly & Bright 2011. Have a blast on the New Year and have a very happy year ahead.
May each day of the coming year be vibrant and new bringing along many reasons for celebrations.
Keep the smile, leave the tear, think of joy, forget the fear… hold the laugh, leave the pain, be joyous, coz it’s New Years! HAPPY NEW YEAR!
Years come and go, but this year I specially wish for you a double dose of health and happiness topped with loads of good fortune. Have a great new year! HAPPY NEW YEAR!
Before the sun sets, 2010′s calender is destroyed, and mobile networks get jammed, I wish in 2011 every moment is enjoyed. Happy New Year to you and your family!
We will open the book. It’s pages are blank. We will put words on them ourselves. The book is called Opportunity and its first chapter is New Year’s Day.
Oh my dear, forget your fear, let all your dreams be clear, never put tear, please hear, I want to tell one thing in your ear, wishing you a very Happy New Year!
I wish you have… 12 Months of Happiness, 52 Weeks of Fun, 365 Days of Success, 8760 Hours of Good Health, 52600 Minutes of Good Luck, 3153600 Seconds of Joy. Happy New Year!
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An optimist stays up until midnight to see the New Year in. A pessimist stays up to make sure the old year leaves
ɹǝʌoƃuɐɥ ɐ ɥʇıʍ ɹɐǝʎ ǝɥʇ ʇɹɐʇs oʇ ʇou ʎɹʇ llɐ ɹɐǝʎ ʍǝu ʎddɐɥ
2010 resolution is 1280 x 800 at 72ppi
doesn't have a new year's resolution so he is searching for a "what's your new year's resolution?" quiz on facebook
One minute after New Year We are going to have the above binary combination.- 0 and 1 01 : 01 01 / 01 / 11
also we collect a stuff from alegoo
Inspirational Happy New Year Quotes and Wishes
An optimist stays up until midnight to see the new year in. A pessimist stays up to make sure the old year leaves. ~Bill VaughnWe will open the book. Its pages are blank. We are going to put words on them ourselves. The book is called Opportunity and its first chapter is New Year's Day. ~Edith Lovejoy Pierce
New Year's Resolution: To tolerate fools more gladly, provided this does not encourage them to take up more of my time. ~James Agate
A new year is unfolding – like a blossom with petals curled tightly concealing the beauty within.
People are so worried about what they eat between Christmas and the New Year, but they really should be worried about what they eat between the New Year and Christmas!
The proper behavior all through the holiday season is to be drunk. This drunkenness culminates on New Year's Eve, when you get so drunk you kiss the person you're married to. ~P. J. O'Rourke
A New Year's resolution is something that goes in one year and out the other.
Many people look forward to the New Year for a new start on old habits.
One of the most glorious messes in the world is the mess created in the living room on Christmas day. Don't clean it up too quickly. ~Andy Rooney
Ring out the old, ring in the new, Ring, happy bells, across the snow: The year is going, let him go; Ring out the false, ring in the true! ~Alfred, Lord Tennyson
New Year's Day is every man's birthday. ~Charles Lamb
Drop the last year into the silent limbo of the past. Let it go, for it was imperfect, and thank God that it can go. ~Brooks Atkinson
New Year's Eve, where auld acquaintance be forgot. Unless, of course, those tests come back positive. ~Jay Leno
Be always at war with your vices, at peace with your neighbors, and let each new year find you a better man. ~Benjamin Franklin
Every man should be born again on the first day of January. Start with a fresh page. Take up one hole more in the buckle if necessary, or let down one, according to circumstances; but on the first of January let every man gird himself once more, with his face to the front, and take no interest in the things that were and are past. ~Henry Ward Beecher
We spend January 1 walking through our lives, room by room, drawing up a list of work to be done, cracks to be patched. Maybe this year, to balance the list, we ought to walk through the rooms of our lives... not looking for flaws, but for potential. ~Ellen Goodman
May all your troubles last as long as your New Year's resolutions. ~Joey Adams
He who breaks a resolution is a weakling; He who makes one is a fool. ~F.M. Knowles
The object of a New Year is not that we should have a new year. It is that we should have a new soul and a new nose; new feet, a new backbone, new ears, and new eyes. Unless a particular man made New Year resolutions, he would make no resolutions. Unless a man starts afresh about things, he will certainly do nothing effective. ~G.K. Chesterton
I made no resolutions for the New Year. The habit of making plans, of criticizing, sanctioning and molding my life, is too much of a daily event for me. ~Anaïs Nin
Why won't they let a year die without bringing in a new one on the instant, can't they use birth control on time? I want an interregnum. The stupid years patter on with unrelenting feet, never stopping - rising to little monotonous peaks in our imaginations at festivals like New Year's and Easter and Christmas - But, goodness, why need they do it? ~John Dos Passos
New Year's is a harmless annual institution, of no particular use to anybody save as a scapegoat for promiscuous drunks, and friendly calls and humbug resolutions. ~Mark Twain
The only way to spend New Year's Eve is either quietly with friends or in a brothel. Otherwise when the evening ends and people pair off, someone is bound to be left in tears. ~W.H. Auden
I think in terms of the day's resolutions, not the year's. ~Henry Moore
Advance Happy New Year Facebook Picture/ Glitter
Here we bring you another Advance New Year Wishes Glitter, send it your friends and family over facebook wall and give then new year wishes. You can send them it even on other medium like orkut, tagged or on your blog pages. Lets celebrate Advance New Year.
New year funny sms
Sending sms is easy way to give wishes of new year and here we have funny new year sms which will make it even easier for you. Below is cool sms which is funny yet touching.
There have been many time in 2010 when I may disturbed you troubled u irritated u bugged u . . . . today I just wanna tell you . . . . I plan to continue it in 2011.
You see people making new resolution , People giving their life another restart.. Here I give you NEW YEAR Wishes… before any other give starts ..
So accept my new wishes in Advance..
आज की
दुनिया
बहुत advance है
इसी advance दुनिया की advance technology में रहने वाले
1 advance बंदे की तरफ से आप को
Advance “happy new year”
Tamam Sabuto or Gwaho ko- madenzar rakhte hue ,
AAP ko dhara -1/1/2011
K Tehat 6 din pehle
"HAPPY NEW YEAR"
Kehte hue zindagi bhar khush rehne ki saza di jati hai
AAP ko dhara -1/1/2011
K Tehat 6 din pehle
"HAPPY NEW YEAR"
Kehte hue zindagi bhar khush rehne ki saza di jati hai
Memorable moment r celebrated together,
Here is a wishing that
the coming year is a glorious one
that rewards all your
future endeavors with success.
Happy New Year
Here is a wishing that
the coming year is a glorious one
that rewards all your
future endeavors with success.
Happy New Year
2010 New Year's Resolution Funny Facebook Status Updates
- 's 2010 New Year's resolution is to NOT interrupt Taylor Swift if she is making an acceptance speech at a music awards ceremony.
- 's 2010 New Year's resolution is to hide the golf clubs before having multiple "transgressions".
- 's 2010 New Year's resolution is to avoid having 8 kids and getting a reality TV show.
- 's 2010 New Year's resolution is to come up with another way to get on TV instead of faking that his 6 year old son is in a runaway weather balloon.
- 's 2010 New Year's resolution is to see Michael Jackson live in concert. What? He died? How come there was no media coverage?
- 's 2010 New Year's resolution is to be on the guest list for Obama's next state dinner.
- 's 2010 New Year's resolution is to re-enact the movie "The Hangover" in real life.
- 's 2010 New Year's resolution is to find hidden immunity idols in his house with no clues.
- 's 2010 New Year's resolution is to finally collect on his fortunes from Nigeria... Suckers!
- 's 2010 New Year's resolution is to be more like Sarah Palin a finish evertything that I st
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